Chuck Muth ran a storeytelleronline article in his conservative newsletter Muth’s Truths

Something New Stinks in Storey County

 

(Sam Toll / The Storyteller Online) – Readers of the BardeBlog may have noticed in the second to last edition (read it here) that the return of the zombie apocalypse is gathering by the Fourth Ward preparing to parade down C Street. Two lifelong members of the Storey County Payroll club are “retiring” on June 30, 2017.

 

In the real world when someone retires, they get the party, they get the 25 year pocket watch and if they work for the public they get 70% of their salary or the rest of their life as they head off into the sunset. Sadly, here in Storey County, we live in the surreal world.

 

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You can read the full article in his newsletter here:

http://hosted.verticalresponse.com/1010969/c60df296f6/1465608743/9535cbc693/